The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 24, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And the foursome playing the 3rd hole weren’t too happy about the intrusion.

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    wjones  about 2 years ago

    Is that what they call the wrong hole trap?

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    Binky  about 2 years ago

    ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    mgl179  about 2 years ago

    So it only counts half as much ;-)

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    Little Caesar  about 2 years ago

    “I warn you gentlemen, I am not to be trifled with. To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble and reveal the teeth of revenge biting the tongue of deceit.” – The Duke d’Escargot

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I was playing with a guy one day who’s drive off the Tee went straight up and came down on the adjacent fare way and landed right in the middle of a golf cart. Both players dived out of it and the ball bounced straight back up. I almost busted a gut laughing.

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    well, ya got a hole in one for next time… so you wouldn’t even need to play that hole. ;)

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    krs27  about 2 years ago

    If it goes right it is a slice, if it goes left it is a hook , if it goes straight it is a miracle PTL!

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    the last time i ever set foot on a golf course was at the invitation of a business partner. i told him that i hadn’t played in years and wasn’t very good in the first place, but he insisted. the five shots i hit out of bounds on the first tee were the high point of the round…

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    Lenavid  about 2 years ago

    Sounds familiar. I wonder if Art and Chip were the ones playing behind me and Jack.

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    Just-me  about 2 years ago

    My skills, or more accurately, lack thereof, at golf were only marginally better than our hapless hero Brutus.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You have quite the slice there, Brutus. Maybe Brutus ought to take up soccer. A kick like your golf hit would be quite the kick, that is, going from RB position to LW.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Actually that might improve golf. All 4 tee off at the same time, run and hit their balls as fast as possible, then count strokes and points for order of finish. Speed Golf.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Good ole’ Brutus Thornapple. The only guy I know I know that can hook a shot onto another hole while playing miniature golf.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Hey, a hole in one is a hole in one… ⛳

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Dear Brutus: That happened to me……a lot!

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    been there, done that

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If that happens in the PGA, the golfer would just yell: Mulligan!

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    You can always leave that little detail off.

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    John9  about 2 years ago

    Maybe he should play golf, like Yahtzee. Fill the scorecard wherever it fits.

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    heathcliff2  about 2 years ago

    I can understand Brutus’ problem. Mine always liked 180 degree turns.

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    l3i7l  about 2 years ago

    Even the pro at the course where I worked wasn’t that good, Brutus. On a par four dog leg he tried to take a shortcut by lofting the ball over the woods lining the fairway. I heard the ball rattle around in the branches, before landing on the next tee.

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    bobbyferrel  about 2 years ago

    Only two good balls I hit today was when I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.

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    EMGULS79  about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of an episode of the old ’60’s comedy “Julia” (with Diahann Carol) where Julia went bowing for the first time…threw the ball so that it wildly bounced across three alleys before (I think) knocking all the pins down in the wrong alley. Julia then jumped up and down screaming wildly, “A HOME RUN!”

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Brutus’ honesty is impressive. He had a chance to keep his son all excited. Oh yeah, Born Loser.

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    GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He must be a blast in the bowling alleys.

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    I would put it down in my book as a hole in one, leaving out some of the unnecessary details of course……

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 years ago

    So a good news (hole-in-one)/bad news (wrong hole) scenario.

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    Buckaroobanzai  about 2 years ago

    that should count as minus nine

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