Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2022

Goat deserves a better friend.

So many of us would love to have the better life happen to us.

sigh. . .

Well, don’t we all? roflol

But “Better” doesn’t deserve Rat; otherwise, it would be “Worse.”

Waiting for Godot.

well Rat, if wishes were horses then beggars would ride!

Life is gave Rat what he deserves … a small brain to realize what life is giving him.

The tik tok anthem

Now I Know he has to be a Trump-ist Republican. No-one else is that entitled.

Rat is actually getting a lot better than he really deserves. Maybe someday he’ll see it.

I deserve to be doing something better than looking at a rat and a goat.

Rat could always start a mostly peaceful protest and take all the better stuff he wants. Just do it in a blue city so he’s sure there are no consequences for him.

It has worked for Chris Cuomo. As a Green Party member, IMHO jerks like him are as bad as some in the alt-right because he is a huge hypocrite just like his DINO ex Governor brother, that disgraced fool. Yet Chris is employed again and not cancelled. Why is that?

No, Rat, you don’t deserve better.

Every time I go to make it happen it blows up in my face.

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Grab life by the horns, do your best and it works out!

Like Eastwood’s Will Munny said in “Unforgiven”, “Deserves got nothing to do with it.”

Many, who complain about not getting what they deserve, don’t know how fortunate they are. If wishes were fishes, we’d have a big fry.

I am organising an action group to demand the return of Guard Duck and Mr Snuffles.They are sorely missed…

Rat doesn’t deserve anything. Besides, he’s only got four or five years to live.

No hand outs from the government for Florida! I’m sure all you Trumpers agree.

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“Make it happen” was the answer to everything when I worked at Motorola. Barf!

He should go out and ask the government for more handouts. ThAt WoN’t BaCkFiRe On SoCiEtY aT aLl.

I remember someone once saying that sitting in your apartment waiting for opportunity to knock never works. What a loser…

I don’t think you really understand “deserve”!!!

Go play the lottery, Rat

Success doesn’t come to those who do nothing…except the rich born with a silver spoon….

The prevailing Philosophy in our society it seems…..

“Deserve” is so misused and overused. I’ve noticed it in commercials for the last couple of decades: “Get the XXX you deserve!” How do they know what I deserve. Just feeds into that culture of entitlement.(Yeah, yeah, get off my lawn.)

I know he has to be a Liberal Democrat (sorry, Rat). No one else expects to have everything handed to them for nothing.

Sense of entitlement is strong with this one.

every 19 or 20 year old beliefs that they deserve better than what they have and aren’t willing to work for it

Reminds me, time to replace the rodent poison in the garage. I raise the big door a foot during hot summer days and sometimes forget to close it at night … I haven’t seen that big groundhog on my security camera for quite a while now … just small ones.

The fault lies in the coloring. Obviously Rat should be white, a White Supremacist Rat., that believes he is entitled byway of his coloring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGLA4KNrg3k

There are a lot of Rats in the world.

“All comes to him who sits and waits,” Rat. But there is no guarantee that “all” will be good. Sorry, Charlie to quote the fish commerial….