Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2022

Her glasses are starting to look more like smoky eye makeup.

But not too late to get Miss Nosy fired, eh, Scorpion? You know that’s on the back of his mind.

Put Ms. Silky outside. She may be hot enough to decoy the missiles.

How about a bomb shelter, Dude???

Finally… Been a while since Red’s flying skills were featured :)

Breezy as Maverick? Interesting, and, of course Rip doesn’t want to be Goose.

What deep pockets Thompson has! How’d he afford Zero Mostel?

Or is that Roger C. Carmel?

Well you’re definitely not Maverick in this case. :)

KA-TOP GUN MODE!

Scorpion Island’s gonna go kablooey!

Jeez, Scorpion, be a mensch and give them better benefits. You’ll only have to pay for them for ~5 minutes, after all…

Ah, Scorpion! You tried it but failed…again.

On the bright side, she’s not asking for a raise… yet.

Cue Kenny Loggins! It’s time for the Haywires to go to the Danger Zone!

Wasn’t the using the enemy’s missiles against them" scene from HotShots, not Top gun?