Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 29, 2022

Did someone describe Lil as “blowsy”?

Don’t fear the blower. Fear the mower.

Fear the mulcher! It scrounges them up til they’re nothing but leaf confetti, good for spreading out on the gardens.

Does she have a quaking aspen tree?

Not to mention that 8’ handled rake…and you swinging it at the branches ….

All the chlorophyll drained out of his face… ☺

Her pine trees fear her Xmas decorating ….

( a little needle told me so )

I heard it from Dick The Annoying Housefly

he’s hoping lil will turn over a new leaf…