One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 02, 2024

I’ve used Oil of Olay since the 1950s and I have no wrinkles. It really works!

I have a better way of avoiding wrinkles. I have a cousin who’s three months older than I am. We live in different parts of the country, so we don’t see each other very often. I saw him at our grandmother’s funeral, when we were both 29 years old. He was studying anthropology in college at the time, and a short time later, he moved to Arizona to work there. I didn’t see him again until at our uncle’s funeral, 21 years later. I was shocked to see how wrinkled he was. He was only 40 years old, same as me, but looked about 70. I later mentioned this to my brother and said it must be the desert air that ruined his skin like that. My brother said that wasn’t it. Wrinkles run in mom’s family. Everybody gets that wrinkled. I pointed out that neither my brother nor I were wrinkled like that, even though I was the same age and my brother was three years older. My brother replied “Yeah, but we’re fat.”

In other words, the best anti-wrinkle cream is ice cream.

God Ruthie is soooo funny.

Wouldn’t that make you more wrinkly?

It’s time to get Ruthie’s hearing checked.

I look 40 at 62. I don’t colour my hair or use botox. I moisturize occasionally and women hate me. I could never understand why. They’re so mean and petty.

I accidentally bought Oil of Olé and smelled like a bull for days.

My mom used to use Oil of Ole, me would make my face to oily, so no I do not use it.

Oil of Olman

If you use Oil of Lil’ Orley, people might tell stories about you.