Well, at places like the Cheesecake Factory, you can buy a cheesecake on your way out after having paid the bill and left the table. That way you don’t have to tip on the price of the cheesecake. So at places like that…wait until you get home to have dessert. (Just like I always wait until I get home to have any beverage other than free tap water with my restaurant meals).
Because of the increase in beverage prices, in order to have money to leave a tip, I have to forego beverages and drink water. I really miss my ice tea with meals.
C almost 2 years ago
Just deserts
profbob almost 2 years ago
Maybe not a good idea to pre-announce it.
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Expect a little spit on your dessert
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
Waiters and waitresses learn that money doesn’t always grow on trays.
rmercer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Your dessert, sir. A single grape.”
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
S-o-o-o-o-o That’s one dessert to wear home?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If you’re going to eat out, unless the server is a total a$$, pls don’t stiff them on the gratuity.
cdnalor almost 2 years ago
Oh, you’re getting the “special” dessert.
rshive almost 2 years ago
DQ would seem more his speed.
EXCALABUR almost 2 years ago
I would not have told him that until I got it
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In most other countries that wouldn’t be a problem as people get paid a living wage.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
How sweet of you ma’am….
paranormal almost 2 years ago
He’ll start with dessert, then have dessert and finally finish with dessert…
cactusbob333 almost 2 years ago
Better order something he can’t pee in.
Doneaver almost 2 years ago
I would not tell him that before I have gotten the desert.
EMGULS79 almost 2 years ago
Well, at places like the Cheesecake Factory, you can buy a cheesecake on your way out after having paid the bill and left the table. That way you don’t have to tip on the price of the cheesecake. So at places like that…wait until you get home to have dessert. (Just like I always wait until I get home to have any beverage other than free tap water with my restaurant meals).
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Well don’t be cheap, make sure it’s worth at least 20%.
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Your gratuity on my self-gratitude.
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
I understand Sir. However, do not forget to calculate the (just approved) 30% dinner tax…..
mindjob almost 2 years ago
If you use Apple Pay, you don’t have to leave a tip
Objective Turnip almost 2 years ago
Nice tradeoff!
JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He may give you dessert in a way you wouldn’t want it…
William Stoneham Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Because of the increase in beverage prices, in order to have money to leave a tip, I have to forego beverages and drink water. I really miss my ice tea with meals.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Nice to know that up front, gives him time to think of creative to serve it.
Michael McKown Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…And he will eat your dessert.
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t be surprised if the dessert tastes a bit strange.