Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 15, 2022

so who was the youngest president of France to date?

But Reese’s does have some really delicious and huge chocolate-peanut butter bars and chocolate-peanut crunch bars.

“You know it doesn’t bother me at all

That you’re only eighteen years old” ..

Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.

I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, “Me? I am a Reese’s Monkey.”

Yes, a pun, sometimes referred to here as a groaner but just a little one.

Ernesto, the church gardener, would like to give his job to his friend Kamal, who is unemployed, but he knows that the priest is very strict on one point: All the staff must be Catholic.

Unfortunately, Kamal is not Catholic. So Ernesto has an idea:“Kamal, let’s say you converted several years ago to the Catholic religion.”

“That’s nice, but I don’t know anything about the Catholic religion”, says Kamal.

“Don’t worry, to verify that an employee is Catholic, the priest always asks the same questions. Since I’ve thought of everything, I’ll mark the answers on the lawnmower, so you can just read them!”

Kamal is hired. On the first day, while he was mowing the lawn, the priest approached him:

“Are you the new gardener? Are you Catholic?”

“Yes sir, I converted.”

“Do you know what the mother of Jesus was called?”

Kamal leans over the mower and says: “Mary.”

“And the father of Jesus?”

Kamal looks back at the mower and says: “Joseph.”

“Could you give me the names of the two thieves who were on either side of Jesus on the cross?”

Kamal leans back on the lawnmower, raises his head with a big smile and says: “Black and Decker!”

Try convincing E. T.

That explains French kissing.

Take care, may relentless French fry researcher Pierre “This Is A Great Mystery” Le Maladroitord be with you, and gesundheit.

I wonder if France has a maximum age? We surely needed one.

“There are around 800 species of eels…”

And the English have a recipe for each and every one of them.

Then solve the mystery how do they put the caramel inside the caramilk bar.

No chocolate?!? Isn’t that a crime, or something?!?

When peeling the skin off a cooked eel, I feel like an over-enthusiastic rabbi

I still have a hard time thinking of peanut butter as candy or dessert. Peanut anything. And I actually like peanuts and their butter. But as dessert? What twisted mind came up with that? I mean, broccoli pieces would make more sense. Or even Neil Diamond’s chicken ripple ice cream.

I don’t care for chocolate, so it doesn’t surprise me that Reeses Pieces doesn’t have any. No wonder I like them.

Nobody wears braces like that anymore.

It says the Pieces,nothing mentions the cups!!!!

…and while we’re talking about the cups, the “peanut butter” cups have been incorrectly named from day one. They are chocolate “cups” filled with peanut butter!!!