Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 12, 2022

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    Broomie you shouldn’t even had made that far.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Died and gone to heaven. Sort of

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Downstairs doesn’t want her either, that’s why she’s still here.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Too bad she got banned from that club too!

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    cubswin2016  about 2 years ago

    As Bully Maguire would say, “Stings doesn’t it?”

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    gammaguy  about 2 years ago

    Where’s Horace?

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    Nachikethass  about 2 years ago

    Not sure she has not closed that option too!

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Is this how it happened in Salem, Mass.??

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    SteveHL  about 2 years ago

    The scary elevator ride in the movie “The 5000 Fingers of Dr T” – “Basement, Dungeon: EVERYBODY OFF!”

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    theincrediblebulk  about 2 years ago

    they won’t bother with the elevator for me. i shall be cast down to my eternal punishment.

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    The express elevator for Broomie?

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    yip yip yip   about 2 years ago

    Broomie’s thinking, “been there, done that”

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    Jeff0811  about 2 years ago

    In the words of P.T. Barnum…, “This way to the egress”.

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    CarrollJr   about 2 years ago

    Boo! Judgmental twits!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Uh oooh! Heaven doesn’t like witchy poos…

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    The Famous Eccles  about 2 years ago

    Is the elevator music Styx?

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    A R V reader  about 2 years ago

    No wonder Broomie lived so many years, neither side wants her.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t worry Broomie, as Mark Twain said, “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Zap him, Broomie. Let’s see how well he can flit around in the clouds with his feathers scorched off and a singed halo.

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    Plods with ...™  about 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—L0NTzk_jQ

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Broomie is the nicest witch around. Peter should give her a break. At least Jesus never called her Satan.

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    namleht  about 2 years ago

    At least you got to the gate ..unlike Rappin’ Rodney Dangerfield

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    karmakat01  about 2 years ago

    talk about a way to “advertise it”.

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    They have to quarantine Broom Hilda…

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    Rista  about 2 years ago

    So that’s how Broomie got so old. Heaven doesn’t want her and hell prefers her on the job she’s doing now, since she does it so well.

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    JoshHere  about 2 years ago

    Dark Side of the Witch

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    That’s OK, just visiting.

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    Albert Sims Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Now I have the Elvis Presley song “Way Down” playing in my head.

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    WentHulk  about 2 years ago

    Okay this seems a bit unfair.

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    tinstar  about 2 years ago

    “Down, do be do, down, down…”

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    The arduous trip up, followed by the ultra-fast trip down. Gotta be tough on the old witch, not to mention disappointing….

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    Kradix  about 2 years ago

    Well considering that the devil was a fallen angel, it’s basically the same thing, right?

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The problem is the elevator is out of service right now. There was a disagreement over who would pay for the service. the contract said the bill would be split but the Devil decided not to pay. G*d was upset and threatened to sue. And the Devil asked, “And where are you gonna find a lawyer?”

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