The problem is the elevator is out of service right now. There was a disagreement over who would pay for the service. the contract said the bill would be split but the Devil decided not to pay. G*d was upset and threatened to sue. And the Devil asked, “And where are you gonna find a lawyer?”
allen@home about 2 years ago
Broomie you shouldn’t even had made that far.
C about 2 years ago
Died and gone to heaven. Sort of
sergioandrade Premium Member about 2 years ago
Downstairs doesn’t want her either, that’s why she’s still here.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Too bad she got banned from that club too!
cubswin2016 about 2 years ago
As Bully Maguire would say, “Stings doesn’t it?”
gammaguy about 2 years ago
Where’s Horace?
Nachikethass about 2 years ago
Not sure she has not closed that option too!
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
Is this how it happened in Salem, Mass.??
SteveHL about 2 years ago
The scary elevator ride in the movie “The 5000 Fingers of Dr T” – “Basement, Dungeon: EVERYBODY OFF!”
theincrediblebulk about 2 years ago
they won’t bother with the elevator for me. i shall be cast down to my eternal punishment.
jagedlo about 2 years ago
The express elevator for Broomie?
yip yip yip about 2 years ago
Broomie’s thinking, “been there, done that”
Jeff0811 about 2 years ago
In the words of P.T. Barnum…, “This way to the egress”.
CarrollJr about 2 years ago
Boo! Judgmental twits!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Uh oooh! Heaven doesn’t like witchy poos…
The Famous Eccles about 2 years ago
Is the elevator music Styx?
A R V reader about 2 years ago
No wonder Broomie lived so many years, neither side wants her.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Don’t worry Broomie, as Mark Twain said, “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
Zap him, Broomie. Let’s see how well he can flit around in the clouds with his feathers scorched off and a singed halo.
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—L0NTzk_jQ
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Broomie is the nicest witch around. Peter should give her a break. At least Jesus never called her Satan.
namleht about 2 years ago
At least you got to the gate ..unlike Rappin’ Rodney Dangerfield
karmakat01 about 2 years ago
talk about a way to “advertise it”.
paranormal about 2 years ago
They have to quarantine Broom Hilda…
Rista about 2 years ago
So that’s how Broomie got so old. Heaven doesn’t want her and hell prefers her on the job she’s doing now, since she does it so well.
JoshHere about 2 years ago
Dark Side of the Witch
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
That’s OK, just visiting.
Albert Sims Premium Member about 2 years ago
Now I have the Elvis Presley song “Way Down” playing in my head.
WentHulk about 2 years ago
Okay this seems a bit unfair.
tinstar about 2 years ago
“Down, do be do, down, down…”
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
The arduous trip up, followed by the ultra-fast trip down. Gotta be tough on the old witch, not to mention disappointing….
Kradix about 2 years ago
Well considering that the devil was a fallen angel, it’s basically the same thing, right?
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago
The problem is the elevator is out of service right now. There was a disagreement over who would pay for the service. the contract said the bill would be split but the Devil decided not to pay. G*d was upset and threatened to sue. And the Devil asked, “And where are you gonna find a lawyer?”