Herman by Jim Unger for November 06, 2022

As soon you have everything ready come and get us.

“By the way, my name’s Spongewell. I love me — who do you love?”

Thanks for the warning, don’t let the door hit you on your way out

A loaded invite.

I knew that was coming.

Freddie the Freeloader

Nice try, Bub, but no sale. Have a go at the guy downstairs.

We’re having that party when you move out.

It’s a surprise party too.

“Next Sunday.”

Demanding much? OY! ☺️☺️☺️

You pretty much telegraphed that one, Unger.

Great punch line. Even worth the wait!

Unfortunately, I’ve known some people that are this pushy. SHEESH!

The pushy Joneses…

You can go to his house, but he is only serving roadkill

Good planning, I won’t be here.

There is always a smart a$$ neighbor!

“I wouldn’t dream of having you bring all that to me. Just keep it at your house where you do it all.”

Oh, and don’t forget some nice housewarming presets. Our gift lists are at the local hardware and appliance stores. (It’s either that, or we’ll be borrowing your stuff quite often.)

“How about never? Does never work for you?”