Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 11, 2022

He’s just a Noah count sailor.

Probably what drove him to drink.

Back in Noah’s time, pirate technology had not yet developed the peg leg.

Cute, Dave!

Yes, Noah, that is about just over half a cubit. Why do you ask?

That’s where I just came from…off de boat!

I hope this is not the beginning of many Noah stories. Because that would be Noah’s Arc.

Alternate caption: I must say, I’ve never seen so many gopher wood splinters in all my years of practice!

He had to collect the animals toe by toe.

Maybe the porcupines can do some acupuncture.

“Maybe it’s just the weather causing it. It has been raining a lot. Try to get somewhere high and dry… "

If the boat is built from steel we’ll get to see Noah’s arc welder.

So his painful right foot is his arch nemesis ?

heh, heh. there’s nothing like a bit of arch humor…

He ignored the doctor’s advice, went to sea again, and lost his leg as a result. Unwilling to admit his stupidity, he changed his name to Ahab and made up a fantastic story about a white whale.