Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 06, 2022

Foxy has taken to doing something like this, but on my feet. I’ve had to be gone a lot this week. So she’s been crashing into bed with me, increasing her weight to 800 lbs. and holding me down so I will never leave again.

Sunday, Funday!!:

Reminds me of Pru as a baby – she was all over me constantly whenever I tried to sleep. No closing her out, either – she could scoot under any door (long after she should’ve outgrown the ability.)

We are so lucky to have cats.

BoCH alert! Back of cat head spotted in the last panel!

Ora Z’s Cuteness Checklist:

tiny ears check

tiny tail check

tiny purr engine check

itty bitty fangs check

miniature death daggers of d**m double check

will literally smother you with good intentions triple check NOPE NOPE HARD NOPE

Baba was correct: “Ugh! Kittens are exhausting!”

Congratulations Astros!

The nuclear furrball has a new purr-pose in life…

And on today’s episode of When Animals Attacks , mean ol lil puddy tat pounces upon hapless woman again and this time tries to smothers her. Reports indicates that hapless victim has survived and is fighting to recovery. Just a day ago this same cruel cat had viciously attacking a hapless woman and her little child. Looking at its sorta behaviour in childhood itself, just imagines what sorta eevil fiend this little monster might grows up into. Why, it may grows up to becomes a man-eater, or a woman-eater even, and eats them all for breakfast, or maybe for lunch and then has leftovers for dinner or supper even. There is growing demands by peoples that this wild wicked creature must be sent away and back to the wild where it can happily lives its wicked wild life far away from civilized civilizations before it grows up and starts eating all the townsfolks. However some other peoples wants to give it another chance to get civilised and stops attacking hapless victims and trying to eats them. This is a developing stories, folks. Stays tuned for more updates only on BCN.

Ora, it’s not nice to accidentally kill your pet Humans.

You are patient, Woman.

Kitties do try to be little sleep aids. https://twitter.com/FreyjaRN/status/1589160494749057024

OT: Was GoComics glitchy for any of you?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Elvis-Anum: Oh bother. Time to weed out the extraneous archives. Oh well. These scrolls don’t take themselves down.

Lupinium: I have a tumbling class in twenty minutes. Wish I could help.

Puckmosis: I have to make a report to The Queen, or I’d help you.

Elvis-Anum: What a fine cooking pot of fish. I’m going to have to climb all those shelves.

Voice: Catch!

Elvis: Oof! Who’s that?

Voice: It’s only me! The Z!

Elvis: Ora Zedd, is that you?

Ora: Yup! We’ll have these shelves cleared in no time!

The times are tough now, just getting tougher

This whole world is rough, it’s just getting rougher

Cover me, come on kitty, cover me

Well I’m looking for a kitty to come in bed and cover my face completely

Now promise me, kitty, you won’t let sleep find me

Hop around my arms, and let your belly blind me

Cover me, shut close my moth and cover me

I’m looking for a kitty who will come in bed to suffoCATe me…

(Cover Me / Bruce Springsteen)

And now the second line written with a kitty on the face:

Hufjjdzdfgikgkgkg.!\%:?;

My dad called our cat Larry a purr box. Now Zelda gets to fill that role. ❤

OMC, tiny little green polka dot footie pajamas….I am dead from cuteness! At least until exhaustion takes over…..I hate the time change, kitty tummies can’t read a clock and doggie walkies won’t wait either. It’s gonna be at least three days until it all settles down. Arghhhhhhhhh!

Why jump straight to a new location if you can bounce five times to get there, right Ora?

Little kitten Alien.

Do we actually know this adorable ball of teeth and claws’ name?

I stayed up later than usual watching the ball game because, of course, we got an extra hour last night. Unfortunately, Samantha (my 18 yr old panther) refused to believe me about the time change. The other three cats seemed okay with it but Sammy was very vocal and she rules the roost, so kitty breakfast was at 5:30 this morning. But I was happy the Astros won. Since my Detroit Tigers may never get near a World Series again in my lifetime we rooted for Justin Verlander’s team. But the Phillies have Nick Castillanos so that would have been okay too.

It’s the thoughts that count!!!

So very felinely accurate. Gilligan is much bigger than this lil tortie, and he pushes me off the pillow as he kneads my scalp (ow! Ow! Ow!)

So Ora Zella has decided that she’s crazy about the Woman. Which is sweet, but can be pretty trying.

This is adorable.

Love Panel 3, with Ora about to do a belly-flop onto the Woman’s face!

I’ve mentioned my recue cat, Meyow, would do this to me! I’d wake up in a purring, fluffy white, cloud!

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I don’t let our Yoshi near my head. But now that it is getting colder he does a great job keeping my feet warm.

Somebody needs a pawdecure.

Looks like a reporter in the making for BCN.

Oh, Ora Zella. She wants to be helpful, but has no idea how. Such a great character. I am also surprised Lupin is at the desk rather than curling around the Woman’s arm or hunting wild socks.

Awww, Ora Zella is in jammies! So cute! And sooooo hyper!

Oras first sunday! I get the feeling Georgia has a lot of material about this little ball of adorable and hellfire

Cats! Always willing to help.

We recently had a foster fail — she is very much like this kitten, although she will snuggle down and sleep quietly beside me eventually.

Panel 6 reminds me of my boss in college, who used to sleep curled up around my head on the pillow every night. Luckily he wasn’t much of a biscuit maker & he didn’t deploy the deathblades, but he did make it kind of hard for me to roll over in bed!

The face-covering usually puts a person right out. :)

…and now we need “Welcome to the Purr Box” merch, maybe worked as an album cover?

Ora: “I will now cover your nose and mouth!”

Woman: “Mmmph. Nnnnn mmnnphhh uummph!”

I have a problem. I ❤️ cats. My family hates cats. :[ They can’t stop me from reading this, though!

Mouse was especially needy last night, but fortunately she didn’t Ora Zella on my face.

Hamilton started as a little black kitten from the shelter. He isn’t a kitten any longer. Today, Hamilton is a 147 Lb. Black Panther, or at least that is what it feels like when he sits on my chest in the middle of the night. His little biscuit-making paws are now giant biscuit-making paws. Unfortunately, he does not realize this when he kneads my face or skin. Blood loss has become an issue.

Don’t get me wrong, he is very gentle and loves nothing more than to be held like the kitten he was – but only by me. The challenge is Hamilton does not understand his size or strength. So, if Marie posts that I was smothered in my sleep by a large black cat, please forgive him. :-)

Occasionally sharp!

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love kitten purrs <3

It is nice the purrs and biscuits but the talons hurt. I find out real quick if I have been remiss in my talon dulling duties.

Thankfully my kitties have never felt the need to cover my face. Vlad though, when he was still young, would be at the back of my head making biscuits (with claws), and drool on my hair. How I miss him.

Lupin is at his desk. Where are the others? And Iggy?

Do you have a camera in my bedroom? :-D

This is obviously complete fiction and has no basis in real life.

Yep, that’s so kitten! The little bit did that sort of thing until I started shutting my bedroom door.

No, no you can only steal the breath fom babies!

Panel 4, crazed expression.

Heh. One of the reasons Nyla stays in the large cage at night. She’s pretty good about just licking my face (News: Kitten tongues are as sharp as kitten teeth and claws), but bites my toes and kick-wrestles my hands. The other reason is to be sure she has access to food all night and the big cats don’t eat it for her. Vet says 2 more months.

This new cat? Just… no. Not liking it.

Yesterday’s and today’s episode are bringing Meimei back vividly. Mostly nice, occasionally sharp was a very good description of her.

Werewolves. Always looking for some attention. Or maybe a pina colada at Trade Vick’s

Don’t see any update from Freya? hoping Honor comes home soon!

Awwwwww!

This is so like our tiny PK, I’m the only one she’ll climb on and if I’m not providing enough attention, she will orbit around my head walking from shoulder to shoulder loudly purring making sure I get a face full of tortie fur until I relent.