Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for October 13, 2022

so does Jason Snake Lover flush two hundred seventy thousand and one trees daily as he uses the toilet?

Bidet it.

Does she have the stats on those who use one-ply versus those who use two-ply?

and plumbers around the world thank you!

I’ve always been a bit of a prepper. I currently have 4 cases of TP in the basement. During the COVID TP shortage my comment was what shortage?

That’s a lot of kr&p.

Good old Carl

Pulp trees are grown just like crops! They grow slower than corn, but MORE are planted when some are harvested to make toilet paper. A lawyer shouldn’t be that stupid. If you can afford Charmin Ultra Soft, NO nitwit "tree saver’ should block you from buying and using what you want!

Mr Hill seems to be stuck on this toilet paper thing. It is.. a product that employs thousands in its production/delivery/miss use and ultimate recovery. AND.. it comes from a “natural” (frequently helped by us) renewable source.

Certainly as a cost saving measure.. using only as much as needed is a wise move.

So if they’re flushing 270,000 trees worth of TP, I’d say they have to cut back a little too.

I agree with Carl.

And another thing…. Don’t walk away from me! Why do you hate the Earth!?

Jan should install bidets. After we got ours, TP consumption went down by about 70%. Not to mention far fewer instances of post-throne itch.