Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 03, 2022

Do a backflip, Frida. Run through a burning bathmat factory! Jump off a pineapple truck! C’mon, Frida, you can do it.

But it looks like her growth has been stunted by stunting…

So if the backup to an actor in a play is the understudy, is the backup to the stunt person an understunt?

I shoulda known she’d pull a stunt like that all by her lonesome.

Frida knows she’s expendable but needs the money and double would be fine.

I hope Fida has proper insurance.

Frida’s taking away a stunt actor’s job, though.

Skateboard Frida and a Nike®✓contract. The future is bright.

Bunny wipes for the Charmin ® Toilet Tissue Bear ad. Stunt n Grunt.

…so does deep fake 9 Tom Cruise…

… climbing the Musk- OdorEaters V while it was lifting off was just crazy…

…his plastic surgery melted off…but was fixed in post production…

…he got the bends & altitude sickness…

…but he did not puke in his helmet…

…though he did poop in his NAZA grade Depends…

…climbing in the space shuttles open window was WoWzer factor 7…

…he landed in Froglandia right in front of the Woolworth…

Perhaps the greatest stunt of all was sitting on that person’s performance hand.

And thank goodness no coins are necessary to operate Frida.

Freda’s specialty is the one handed cartwheel, bouncing off a trampoline, and landing into a pile of leaves….just raked!

…Freda made a pack with herself never to curse the hand only after she was used instead of sock, once…

Now we know why Frida

has that Pepto Bismol glow about her …!

With the type of existential stunts that Frida does, I hope she gets hazard pay.

Hope she gets paid extra for that.

Or, in other words, Frida is better than you are, average Hollywood star and other mere humans…

Bite the hand that feeds you.