Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for November 29, 2022

I guess if somebody comes in, the cat quickly jumps on top of the book.

Aim a laser pointer at the page and make him a speed reader.

Is he reading someone’s diary??

Brushing up on his catlick catechism.

A cat who thinks he’s enslaved is seeking his freedom through reading. He’ll stop when he gets to the part about how cats with homes have a much better time than cats without them.

My late, lamented Nimitz used to look like he was reading Newsweek.

“It was a dark and stormy night…” ooooo, scaredie qat!

Contemplating a site for a nap….the more he knows the easier he’ll rest!

When the penny drops…

He’s reading Cat Scripture. He just got to the part about ‘turning the other buttcheek’.

Book title: “How to grow your own catnip”

Rita Mae Brown book? Cat in the Stacks?

Qat can read! But only on the sly

Apparently the humans banned the book for cats.

Halfway through and they still haven’t killed that Mockingbird!

We once had a qat that would watch TV. He would especially like the animal shows.

Cheating at Wordle??!!

better hope that’s not a cookbook

What don’t they want him to read?

Ha, ha! The arcane secret powers are now mine! I’ll get you now, mousies.