The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 28, 2022

He tried to whisk right through security.

Time for a whisk assessment.

Just beat it.

They had to scramble to catch him

Whoa! That thing is not eggscempted from banned list!

Who knows what sulphurous plop that yoiker is panning?!

Love the notes! No fry list, Rotton ,Bad Egg, good ones!

If he was French, now he would be toast!

When Good Eggs Go Bad…

After careful inspection, the TSA agent said:" Omelet you go through…this time."

I thought a bad egg would drop down a chute like in the 1971 Willy Wonka movie. That’s where Veruca Salt went down after singing the “I Want It Now” musical number.

LOVED THIS! Thanks, Scott.

After checking his suitcase, an omelette pan and poacher were confiscated.

Well, now he’s got egg on his face.

It looks like a problem came along, they better “Whip it, Whip it good”

Well at least it wasn’t one of those high capacity mixers.

He just wisked his way through….but the agents are cracking down hard!

Can’t beat those security guys.

He tried to whisk a wire whip weapon through security but he was poor at hiding it.

He’s just cosplaying the Wicked Wisk of the West.

He’s gonna get beaten for that carry-on.

With this hard evidence, he’s not going to beat this egg-terrogation. He’s about to be slammed at Dennys!

He wanted to make an omelet for a cereal killer.

He just wants to stir things up.

The one behind him is carrying hollandaise.

NO scrambeling to the gate!

No, really, that’s just my pet whippet!

No Fry List? Rotten? Bad Egg? How can they catch any of these guys? They all look alike.

Hope he knows eggzactly what to say. Or else get scramblin.

He is a flight whisk.

TSA ‐ TO SERVE AIGS

a whisk? now, don’t that beat all…

Looks like Karen-egg is about to boil over.

Eggsactley what the TSA agents are trained to look for!

“You can’t have that in here. . . Beat it!”

The Tuna Salad Authority is on the case!