Close to Home by John McPherson for October 22, 2022

Doesn’t surprise me.

Handy

Well, the cart rack WAS a bit far to walk to…

Based on my experience, the shopping cart should be rolling downhill towards their lander, putting a dent and a scratch in its side.

Maybe the cow left it there when she jumped over the moon!

there are homeless people on the moon too?

You got a better way to transport samples?

They never park them where they belong, do they?

Bleeb’s excited: “YEA, I’M HOME!!!”

This would likely not happen with a cart from an Aldi store.

There must be a .Walmart near by…

shopping cart on the moon… is there a store nearby I don’t know about?

Still dreaming, humans can hardly get an unmanned rocket into space without them burning up. I was a child that grew up in awe and wonder of the moon landing, by the early 70s there was going to be a colony, we were going to build huge space ships because the gravity was almost 0, food can grow to monster sizes and feed everyone. Don’t believe it anymore.

… of course, it would be the one that has one wonky wheel!

The first Bleeb in space…

What no lime scooters?

I’m only surprised it’s not a Target cart.

They may want to up their oxygen a bit. It looks like they’re turning blue.

Why is it not floating?

There IS a man on the moon, and he shops at Crater Joe’s!!! (ouch, that one hurt a little).

Shouldn’t there be a plastic bag in the picture, too?

I’m surprised no one has seen that the moonpeople left it there so the explorers could collect moon samples to take back with them..

Not enough rocks to fill the cart this trip…

Okay. That’s what I want to see in my lifetime. A shopping cart and an empty garbage can on Mars. Elon Musk, Tag you’re it.

Well, who’s going to ride and who’s going to push.

Global warming has led to snowfall on the moon.

Maybe this person came from the past (In Futurama there are homeless people too)

Did you know those shopping carts cost about a $1,000

Nice to see that Bleeb was not severely injured in yesterday’s flattening.

Obviously no Aldi’s there ore someone would’ve returned it to get their quarter back.

There are people who record non cart returners and post the evidence to shame them… https://m.youtube.com/channel/UClMUlr8yHymYgSe58DpUH7w

Safeway in San Francisco tried the quarter in the slot to remove a cart—gave up and put sensor in the wheels that prevented the carts from being removed from the premises.

Come on people, please return your cart to the cart rack.

I used to work at a Home Depot, and had to sometimes go help wrangle the carts. It is amazing how far away some people pushed the carts, across the street and into a different shopping center.