Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2022

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sabre-toothed vampire

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 years ago

    I am the Walrus

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    seanfear  about 2 years ago

    Walrusacula

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Tooth envy?

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 years ago

    All the other vampires know that he has had work done.

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    SHIVA  about 2 years ago

    Now he looks like a walrus, disguised as a vampire!!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t those be implants?

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    Ricky Bennett  about 2 years ago

    $13,799 and that’s all the fangs I get…

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    GOO GOO tooth’job!

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    They’re jealous while he’s overcompensating.

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    Tusk, Tusk.

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    Stocky One  about 2 years ago

    Fang you very much!

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    KenseidenXL  about 2 years ago

    Sabretooth?

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    Red Bird  about 2 years ago

    Wow, his teeth are fangtastic!

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    no bite to this one

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    Brich027  about 2 years ago

    A sabretooth vampire?

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Sucker! Fashion victim.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    L. O. V. E.

    I. T. ❗️❗️

    LOL!

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    Nuliajuk  about 2 years ago

    All of the sabre tooth cats and their marsupial look-alikes are extinct. Just saying.

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    jbarnes  about 2 years ago

    How is he going to hold the victim far enough away to bite them?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    He looks young yet he is long in the tooth.

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    NaturLvr  about 2 years ago

    Fang you, fang you very much.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Couldn’t afford a Maserati.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    the trip to the dentist is going to hurt very much

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    He’s got a serious overbite.

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    joyscooter  about 2 years ago

    Hahaha, I was thinking Saber-toothed tiger! :)

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Somewhere in Greenland, there’s a walrus singing “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”

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    Baucuva  about 2 years ago

    He’s extremely vein.

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