Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 25, 2022

Looks like Dave is a glutton for gluten.

He was a pasta-farian?

This is the ocean. I think Dave qualifies as Seafood.

At some point, they are going to kill Dave just for the heII of it.

Free the gluten.

I’d rather eat Johnson. But he’s not kosher.

Polysorbate 60, Sorbitan Monostearate, Zanthan Gum, Guar Gum… and a little Beta Carotene for color.

Luckily, my only dietary restrictions are not eating things that taste bad to me, and not eating too much in general. That’s lucky in ordinary circumstances. Not sure where it would put me with this group.

More bread, please, and could I have some GMO peanut butter with that?

Reminds me of the plane crash in the Andes and cannibalism was for survival. ☹️

It’s enough to make you go off the deep end.

Sailing, sailing over the gluten free ….

Good thing, or is it too bad, that Dave is allergic to nuts.

Dave probably has a hint of garlic about him. Check out that chick with the big booty.

He’s also thankful he bought that shirt.

May I suggest “The Human Centipede” solution?

Dave is only lucky if the other 3 have Celiac Disease, otherwise they would have no reason to fear glutton.

A plane crashed and the only survivor was the pilot. When he was rescued he was surrounded by a pile of human bones. The rescue crew was mortified. “You ate all those people?” they asked. He said “A man does what he has to do to survive.” They replied “Yes, but you only crashed last night!”

Also lucky for Dave, he’s four times the size of any of his raft mates