Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 04, 2022

Still using Flip Phones?

“Beam me up Spock! There’s no intelligent life down here!”

The original Kobayashi Maru

He’s Quebecois, so I’m unsurprised that he is poo-pooing Winnipeg.

You…………… have my attention.

I thought it was, “Beam me up, Scotty!”

I’d love to have my own personal transporter.

Losipeg? Get me outta there.

The latest software UPdate needs to be DOWNloaded before anyone can be beamed UP …!

( get DOWN )

Spock – "Yes I do captain. But I think I’ll leave you there bit longer. Though it will seem like an eternity. You’ll then realize what it is like for us during your all too frequent speeches. " “Spoke signing off… snicker snicker, click.”