Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 03, 2022

How much money has Bucky “taken” poor Satch for?

Bucky doesn’t make any money if there are refunds.

See? Satchel isn’t completely stupid! He can put two and two together; he just needs a bit of hinting first.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: poor – stupid – Satchel.

Slowly .. a 7w bulb illuminates over Satchel’s head …

I wonder if the pound would give a refund to Rob for Bucky.

Sweet lovable Satchel.

Putin covers his mouth, and…..

@Frog-on-a-Log- Yep. Totally and hopelessly clueless. But remember, it’s part of Rob’s crazy and whacked out imagination since he has no real life, especially a lovelife outside of his house. Which I’m not totally knocking him for. When you have people especially girlfriends traipsing in and out of your house, it can create problems. I know because I myself am a bachelor with my cat and I relish my privacy! But that’s also because I wouldn’t my landlords who live upstairs knowing my business.

An analysis of all oracular sayings over the centuries will consistently find that one phrase: “No Refunds”.

An ancient oracle predicted to a famous general that he would cross a great river and destroy an empire. After suffering an overwhelming defeat, he returned to the oracle. The oracle told him, “I did not say which empire. No refunds.”

Hark! What light from yonder thick skull breaks?

Beam him up Bucky …!

Oh Satchel! We still love you <3