Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 28, 2022

And the water you’re leaving on the floor is an insurance hazard.

You scared off the others, so we had to raise prices to break even

Yeah, it has nothing to do with your dripping all over the floor.

Did you leave any seafood for anyone else? Huh?

but he only works for scale.

But he didn’t buy the scales at that store.

It’s a discriminatory tax – it should be challenged in court.

Hopefully the scales of justice will prevail.

The clerk looks more monstrous than the Creature.

Cartoon Adrienne has not aged well.

Not to mention the puddle of swamp water (at least I think it’s just swamp water) at the register…

" Clean up on aisle…um…every aisle!!!"

He has two girlfriend’s. It’s a scalene triangle.

Plus cleaning the puddle you leave every time you shop!

Boo! :D

he’s wishing he could pay less for his creature comforts…