Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 26, 2022

I think the Grim Reaper ought to do his job.

Maybe the customer is trying to guess what the bartender’s views are.

saw the question on Panel 2 WHAT THE?!?!?!

You can’t actually forgive a drunk for doing something stupid, because he brought his condition on himself – but you can understand that he might not act the same way if sober.

If you throw out all the idiots, you’ll go broke.

“Yeah, and don’t call him ‘Santa Baby’”,

Some people like the comfortable falsehoods, like:

“The Crime rate keeps going up!” (fact: It peaked in 1990, and is now at 1970 levels)

“There aren’t enough workers because people are still living off the stimulus check” (Fact: A huge number of people took early retirement when COVID hit (3x as many people retired in 2020 as in typical years), and over 1 million more are on COVID related disability)

“Bad Santa”. I wonder if he can get Billy-Bob Thortan?

He didn’t start the conversation, might never had brought it. How much money did you make?

Is it okay to think that at least some of the wildfire problem in California has to do with poor forest management? Or is man-made climate change the only acceptable possible cause?

Before Christmas, it fits in many ways for there to be a Giant Cold Turkey to deal with Thanksgiving.

Well The Grim Reaper is often busy on Lio so this is kinda like a side hustle for Grimmy.

“Are the California wildfires caused by Jewish Space Lasers”?

“Can you prove they aren’t”?

“……………………………………….. here’s your beer…………………..”

The Santa bouncer will send you “Ho, ho, home.”

Models of professional practical proficiency: Mike and Elias from Doonesbury.

Hmm…don’t ask Kanye….

Mike’s the Guardian Angel of the down-town bar, just doing what is right, despite everything …

Drunk on the Kool-Aid is another matter altogether! Imagine being so gullible that you let a bunch of greedy rich people and corporate interests convince you that your neighbor is your enemy out to get you. Just so they can cling to power and keep getting handouts and bailouts stolen from the hard working taxpayer. We’ve been letting them rob us blind for 43 years, increasing their already vast fortunes with our blood and sweat. The GOP has unfairly used these tax breaks for the rich as an excuse for stimulating economic growth. Has it helped any one but them? Worse yet they hold onto these billions becoming ever greedier and losing any sense of shame and humanity in the process!

I don’t know, I just don’t know. Maybe Gavin bought some Jewish Space Lasers to distract from his asinine policies preventing sensible wildfire control. I certainly wouldn’t put it past him.

Want to keep it going. Vote Blue!

There is a reason conspiracy theories are so popular: people don’t like thinking. It’s hard work. People don’t want to take the time out to apply the scientific method.

When something happens, people want a SIMPLE explanation as to WHY it happens. Conspiracy theories gives them SIMPLE answers.

I am a believer in Occam’s Razor that states that the simplest answer is usually the right answer. However, there is a caveat to that statement has to explain why the event happened adequately. Also conspiracy answer is only the simplest on the surface. For example we all know that ancient astronauts built the great pyramids (no evidence required). To think that the Egyptians were smart enough to do it themselves makes us have to answer HOW did they do it.

So rather than explain Climate Change, give people an answer they can like. It doesn’t matter that it is wrong. Once you tell them what to believe, they will disregard all fact to the contrary.

In fact, since the scientific method often produces results people don’t like (like they are at fault for something), people reject science altogether. It’s a liberal plot made up by a deep state that controls everything.

Enter.Name.Here: the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence…

If this goes on until easter that´s the cross we will have to bear!

I never thought a day would come that I’d prefer to hear people grousing about some sports game they had no participation in. Outside of a bet on the next round with your bar buddy. More pretzels, please.

Everyone knows the space lasers that started the California fires are Amish space lasers. Sheesh.

hey, take my wife.please

Maybe the Bar Tender means: “The Grinch” bouncer?

Mike’s eval is simple: if a person can’t give a straight answer to a clearly absurd question, he/she is not up to handling something like alcohol. Maybe questions like those should be on applications one has to complete to become a candidate in any political arena. Wafflers are a danger to any political system.

’’And another one bites the dust …"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

?? Where did 40 years go?

The bouncer is going to send him on a nice boat trip….

Can we send the scythe guy to Congress? That’s where he’s really needed. Weed ’em out and send ’em home.

I’m not Jewish – can somebody who is loan me their space laser to burn out the weeds that grow between my patio pavers? Thanks.

“Are the California wildfires caused by Jewish Space Lasers?"

I Wish! Because, you know, that means we have Space Lasers that can beem energy down to earth at such sustained power to start fires. Just think of all we could do with that – it can be harness to power cities and reduce the needs for non-sustainable fuels (e.g. fossil). And the technology not only to build it but to get it secretly into space? massive uses for us all and for future generations.

if only

“Jewish space lasers”? I’m way more worried about the dinosaur dirty bomb that is poisoning our atmosphere and trying to warm the planet back to the Jungles of before time. (Yeah, smog and global warming)

Yes there are Jewish space lasers and they operated by Mel Brooks.

I look forward to seeing him. I hope Wiley remembers.

(wonders about the “SANTA BOUNCER” mentioned in this cartoon)

He’s wearing a red hat. A sobriety test shouldn’t have been necessary.

Actually,the space lasers are from Lichtenstein.They’re so small t hey can’t do any damage.

Semi-Serious question—since the invasion of Ukraine,are vodka sales down?

^ George should take off his white pointy hat from time to time. What’s left of his brain is frying. Take away his robes and flags, and flag him!

At least he didn’t have a stroke, give the worst debate in history and have the media tell us there is nothing wrong with him.

If only this could be real.

He’s my choice for election voting monitor. And no one would argue with him more than once.

You are on a roll Wiley!

Futurama already did the Santa Clause bit . . . .

If only…

Does he work for Darwin too?