Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 08, 2022

Were their last names tRump?

Then they had another baby and had to get a smaller car.

If it’s an Sicilian clown family, better check the trunk.

The springs are definitely shot!

27, if you count the salesman

Better find another clown to sell it to — they’re the only ones who know the secret of how to squeeze into those little things.

I’d pass on that one, it’s got stretch marks.

Watching Shriners in their little cars during annual parades was like watching a circus pass through town.