JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 10, 2022

The twins, Roland (the weatherman ) and Raymond (sportscaster ) are rich guys?

NFL teams are all in the $1 billion or more range. He’s rich, but is he billionaire rich?

Buy the Washington Football Team. They need an ethical owner and a sensible name.

Clarence is going to need some lotion for that burn he just got!

Clarence is so concerned about his brother’s major decision.

Owning a team gives him something to do after he quits playing!

Black ownership of an NFL team may actually become a reality: https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/mellody-hobson-makes-history-first-black-woman-nfl-team

See, he told a rich person something and that rich person immediately says he will squeal on him. Cannot trust them.

They could buy the Commandos… er.. the Commoners…. er… the ExFedSkins!

You can buy a MINORITY interest in a sports team.

Bing Crosby had a piece of the Pittsburgh Pirates;Bob Hope had the Cleveland Indians.

Just make sure the major owner isn’t a George Steinbrenner type.Those 3Am phone calls are murder.

“Ever feel excluded?… You SHOULD.”

NO!! Marcus, no, no, no, no, no! NEVER trust your money to your family and friends. Just because you like them doesn’t mean they know **** about investment or business. You trust your money to the coldest, most flint-hearted S.O.B. you can find- the kind of person who evicts widows and orphans out into the snow. Love and money are completely incompatible.

Maybe they can buy the Colts. Jim could use the money and a break.

Please buy the Detroit Lions.