Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 04, 2022

Just preparing for another Covid lockdown.

I’m going to have to wait an hour now before I eat something after seeing this.

That’s the Super Megazord size from Costco.

“My client just before you was the Jolly Green Giant. "

After my prostatectomy, I’ve an opened packet of adult nappies and catheter-bags, FORTUNATELY I never needed…

Any ideas?

Do they use super-size incontinence tissues for incontinence issues?

Do they tear off a piece or insert it whole?

Dave is on a roll.

That roll won’t last long.

Incontinence hotline, please hold.

Well, at least it’s coming off the top and not the bottom! ☺️☺️☺️

He’s not paper trained yet.

Ok – took me a moment. That thing would’ve been worth gold when the pandemic started!

Do they also treat IBS?

Talk about loose parts…

(I know whereof I speak, since my wife has been dealing with this issue for years and it’s getting worse—I call it “incontinental drift.” I’ll go and take the two layers of absorbent pads off her bed and put them in the laundry now…)

This doctor is known for being straightforward and blunt with his patients. The guy has no Charmin wit.

Doctor. There’s a family of bears outside and they won’t leave.

This doctor is known for being very difficult with his patients. He has a reputation for being a real a$$wipe.

let the good times roll…