Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 02, 2022

It won’t last. Dora is fickle.

How immature and shallow of him! Apparently he is attracted to PBS Kids — when the cad could have a true-quality Masterpiece in her.

Elmo wanted someone who knew how to tickle him.

But..Dora is an explorer…she should try making a play for her. “To explore strange new worldsTo seek out new (fill in the bank)…..To boldly go where no man has gone before.”

That Dora, she sure gets around!

The text boxes seemed to have meter and cadence of a limerick. So I kept trying to read it as such . It doesn’t.

So Dora is exploring her sexuality? I don’t think those episodes made it onto the children’s network.

Just find Waldo

Maybe she should have gone with Red?

so, they do costume stuff in Times Square like I saw in Las Vegas?

I’m glad I’m old and come from a time when dating was simple.

“Wow. Bill Cosby sure makes a strong wine spritzer!”

The first line reminded me of a great old song, which included this line: “Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty…” (Now I have an earworm, but at least it’s from a song I really like!)

Never date a Muppet, they’re empty inside.

THE CAD!!

That is, until Elmo suggests a threesome with Diego…

Once you go hirsute, you can’t reboot.

Better to have yiffed and lost …

♪ just walk away, renee…

Has everyone been hearing about the nonsense a certain political party is spouting about furries and litter boxes in school bathrooms?