Or leaking. We heard a dripping sound, realized it was inside a wall.Now we have a hole in the wall, and one shower unusable until more repairs are done, but it’s better than the 2 days we had to turn off water to the house.
But
I didn’t hear it at first, was blessed by DH’s good hearing that caught it when it started. Our neighbor was outside at 10:30pm and has the tool we need to turn off water at the street (the valve close to the house is apparently corroded), and we found someone to come out on a Sunday. Being w/o power was MUCH worse than having to pour water from a bottle and using paper plates.
A low bar makes you good at the limbo, just be careful not to smack your head. And it can be heII on the groin. I walked into a low bar once, looking for a drink. That’s how I met my wife, she was a paramedic.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Sounds more like self-abuse than a low bar.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
sounds like a Country Western song…
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Level 2:
Step on Legos; Walk under a ladder; Leave water on the stove and stop watching.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Sounds like he’s become a personal injury attorney.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
– Stepping in doggy-doo!
– Eating moldy bread!
– Watching “Full House”!
Bilan about 2 years ago
1) Pigs don’t have toes.
2) Only birds and platypuses have bills.
3) You need to have a car in order to get a dented fender.
oldpine52 about 2 years ago
Mark Twain said that if you swallow a live toad the first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you that day.
hariseldon59 about 2 years ago
The low bar is what he’ll stub his toe on.
Kayak_Brian about 2 years ago
Is this being an optimist or pessimist?
iggyman about 2 years ago
Shoot for the moon and go from there!
monya_43 about 2 years ago
Pig also has Rat there to assist him with his “goals”.
franki_g about 2 years ago
Feels so good when it stops hurting.
Or leaking. We heard a dripping sound, realized it was inside a wall.Now we have a hole in the wall, and one shower unusable until more repairs are done, but it’s better than the 2 days we had to turn off water to the house.
But
I didn’t hear it at first, was blessed by DH’s good hearing that caught it when it started. Our neighbor was outside at 10:30pm and has the tool we need to turn off water at the street (the valve close to the house is apparently corroded), and we found someone to come out on a Sunday. Being w/o power was MUCH worse than having to pour water from a bottle and using paper plates.
theincrediblebulk about 2 years ago
He’s got a better day planned then any day I’ve had in the past 6 months.
johnjoyce about 2 years ago
When you set low expectations, sometimes you end up presently surprised.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
I never get my hopes up for anything.
Stocky One about 2 years ago
A huge bill might not be so bad – if you’re a duck!
gawaintheknight about 2 years ago
Agreed. That’s why they call them “dives”.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Pigs glass is always half empty! ☺️
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Well, it is Monday…
aerotica69 about 2 years ago
I’m kind of looking forward to that big post-weekend poo that makes these pants fit better.
cldisme about 2 years ago
Sounds like my New Year’s resolutions: 1) Drink more beer; 2) Eat more donuts.
Like most other resolutions, I end the year disappointed.
Radish the wordsmith about 2 years ago
Psychic Pig is seeing his future.
Buoy almost 2 years ago
A low bar makes you good at the limbo, just be careful not to smack your head. And it can be heII on the groin. I walked into a low bar once, looking for a drink. That’s how I met my wife, she was a paramedic.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
The lower your expectations, the lower your achievements. Pig just isn’t as ambitious as some people want him to be….