Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Sounds more like self-abuse than a low bar.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    sounds like a Country Western song…

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    Level 2:

    Step on Legos; Walk under a ladder; Leave water on the stove and stop watching.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sounds like he’s become a personal injury attorney.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    – Stepping in doggy-doo!

    – Eating moldy bread!

    – Watching “Full House”!

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    1) Pigs don’t have toes.

    2) Only birds and platypuses have bills.

    3) You need to have a car in order to get a dented fender.

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    oldpine52  about 2 years ago

    Mark Twain said that if you swallow a live toad the first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you that day.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 years ago

    The low bar is what he’ll stub his toe on.

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    Kayak_Brian  about 2 years ago

    Is this being an optimist or pessimist?

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    Shoot for the moon and go from there!

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    monya_43  about 2 years ago

    Pig also has Rat there to assist him with his “goals”.

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    franki_g  about 2 years ago

    Feels so good when it stops hurting.

    Or leaking. We heard a dripping sound, realized it was inside a wall.Now we have a hole in the wall, and one shower unusable until more repairs are done, but it’s better than the 2 days we had to turn off water to the house.

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    I didn’t hear it at first, was blessed by DH’s good hearing that caught it when it started. Our neighbor was outside at 10:30pm and has the tool we need to turn off water at the street (the valve close to the house is apparently corroded), and we found someone to come out on a Sunday. Being w/o power was MUCH worse than having to pour water from a bottle and using paper plates.

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    theincrediblebulk  about 2 years ago

    He’s got a better day planned then any day I’ve had in the past 6 months.

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    johnjoyce  about 2 years ago

    When you set low expectations, sometimes you end up presently surprised.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    I never get my hopes up for anything.

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    Stocky One  about 2 years ago

    A huge bill might not be so bad – if you’re a duck!

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    gawaintheknight  about 2 years ago

    Agreed. That’s why they call them “dives”.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Pigs glass is always half empty! ☺️

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    Well, it is Monday…

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    aerotica69  about 2 years ago

    I’m kind of looking forward to that big post-weekend poo that makes these pants fit better.

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    cldisme  about 2 years ago

    Sounds like my New Year’s resolutions: 1) Drink more beer; 2) Eat more donuts.

    Like most other resolutions, I end the year disappointed.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 2 years ago

    Psychic Pig is seeing his future.

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    A low bar makes you good at the limbo, just be careful not to smack your head. And it can be heII on the groin. I walked into a low bar once, looking for a drink. That’s how I met my wife, she was a paramedic.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    The lower your expectations, the lower your achievements. Pig just isn’t as ambitious as some people want him to be….

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