Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2022

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh, for heaven’s sake! Who would have thought?!?

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    If your car won’t start, you can hook jumper cables to his . . .

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That has to be real handy in any number of ways.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Stalking her? He’s tapped into her phone!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Rudolph may be needed to (re)charge some of Santa’s reindeer as seen on today’s Loose Parts:

    https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2022/12/18

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    saylorgirl  almost 2 years ago

    That’s adorable!

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    My wife will love this!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You might think that’s electricity… but it’ snot.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    “Your phone could charge faster with a smart adapter and lightning cable.”

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    Lucid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They both have antlers?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Which USB standard? Ol’ Rudolph’s been around for a while, did he have his nose upgraded?

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    santa72404  almost 2 years ago

    Rastafarian booger?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He gets a charge out of her….oy

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    USB = Universal Santa Benevolence.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    It’s that time of the year, everybody’s charging it.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Soooo many clever and hilarious comments on this one!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    Well, so much for Rudolph’s CPAP

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Rudolph, like so many other multi-generational characters, has been upgraded.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Clarice must remove her eyelashes at bedtime

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