Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2022

I smell Ararat.

If you wait long enough, the land will come back. You just need a boat.

Just go on a cruise boat

That takes a good salesman to convince people in the middle of a desert that this is going to be ocean front

IT wont be a three hour cruise either

Is the boat big enough to house the entire Congress?!?

I get the joke, but what is Noah, Jr. going to do with the proceeds of his sales after the world is destroyed? Shows you can have insider information and still not have any foresight.

Can I take a rain check?

The fourth son no one talks about.

No land, no ocean front property

It’s all in the form of the con. But, the potential customer might find that splatter to be something other than water. A not so clear warning.

I always wanted a house by the beach

Mr. Noah-It-All

Life before rainbows.

The Bible says that God told Noah, “… you shall come into the ark, you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you.” Noah’s three sons Shem, Ham, and Japheth are mentioned but not Noah Junior. (Noah Junior apparently paid quite a price for this little business venture.)

The current incarnation is Ken Ham, the ark fabulist in Kentucky.

I told my financial advisor, find out who Congressmen are investing with and buy those stocks.

You’re gonna need a Bigger BOAT!!

Uh, I think the real estate is on the boat.

Maybe the kid is not as smart as his old man, but he’s sharp. Let others do the work and he will sit on his but and sell stuff he doesn’t have to people who will never get to use it. Might as well buy stock in Bitcoin.

What a drip…

It’s just a gag, folks. Don’t look beyond the humor.

It just occurred to me. Weren’t there other boats?

Okay,who invited the two termites?

His business is soon to be under water.

The formula for volume of a sphere is 4/3 π r³. Mean radius of the Earth is 6,371 km, so its volume is 1,083.2 billion km³. A sphere of 6,380 km radius has a volume of 1,087.8 billion km³, for a difference of 4.6 billion km³. What’s the significance? That’s the volume of water necessary to raise Earth’s sea level from its present value up an addition 9 km to be able to cover the entire world, including Mount Everest. The total volume of all the world’s oceans is 1.335 billion km³.

What are the implications for the Noah’s Ark legend?