Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 16, 2022

Thought it was a Freddie’s.

Modern times, Gary!!

Now that’s scary!

Nolan Bushnell is an implacable enemy.

House? I thought vampires always live in huge gothic castles.

So they replaced the scary vampire with scary mechanical monsters…

Well, most Chuck E. Cheeses are war zones.

Bummer, Gary!

Hmmm. This is NOT in accordance with the Vampire narrative from the Old Country. It should be a castle…knocked down for a Chuck E. Cheese…

It would be a bar if they didn’t have zoning limits.

On the bright side, because the old country was behind the Iron Curtain which has now fallen and allowed that country to modernize, the entrepreneurial growth and prosperity is helping the people to improve their lives. Unfortunately, and possibly because he is not still there, the opportunity of being able to capitalize on his vampirism by making the house a House of Horrors with rides and scares to delight one and all(with the opportunity for Leopold to predate the customers) is no passed. Oh, well…

PROGRESS!!

I kind of liked Chuck E. Cheese. Well, the beer. burp. :)

So I assume the curse goes to the new structure……

Around here they knock down old houses for new Dollar General stores…….

The times, they are a-changing! —And not necessarily for the best in the Old Country, Gary.

It is to become sadder….