Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2022

Most of my relatives better have space suits.

Pastis should take this idea on “Shark Tank”…talk about a money maker!

The only people left will be people who nothing about politics and then they’ll vote.

Need the cone of silence.

It would be better if that tube got rid of all the “woke” people; the rest of us would be able to have conversations again.

Politics, religion, sports, and the weather. Take those away and just see if anyone even speaks again.

Isn’t he bringing up politics by mentioning the word ‘politics’?

Where can I get one?

I wish someone would suck my brother up into space.

Amen to that.

This is the way.

C’mon, there’s too much space junk already. Just going suborbital should be enough.

No home should be without one

Thanks Steph, great idea! We hope you and family have a great Christmas and a wonderful New Year

You can certainly use that at Thanksgiving!

Rat may be on to something.

I’m in full agreement with Rat

The all volunteer Space Force turned out to be a huge success.

So many political comments,so little time,not enough air…

Vaccums SUCK.

Must have brought that gizmo out of mothballs from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie…

I believe that those who accuse others of being ’woke’ are really the woke ones.

A wide swath of the people on the GoComics comments boards should definitely be sucked and shot into deep, deep space…

Hip, hip, hooray!!

I instituted a similar system for Thanksgiving 2016, but instead of “tube-away” it was “no desert”.

There is a time and a place for politics. That’s called, Facebook.

After the Civil War, there was a prolonged period of intense partisanship with high voter turnout and not-infrequent violence. Somewhere around the turn of the century it started being impolite to talk politics. That seems to be the only solution that’s worked.

“Keep your friends close and your enemies way the hell somewhere else.”

Beckett Mariner

There already are enough spacey people.

Does it come in designer colors?

Hope that the “tube away” is calibrated for subtilties.

Woke= “Light up the darkness”—Bob Marley.

Where can I buy one of those?!

Christmas can really leave me cold.

Hey‼️ RAT‼️ Can I borrow that Tube-away?

It looks like the rapture

Maybe this strip shouldn’t bother with Christmas.

Three cheers for Rat. Hip hip hooray and a very Merry Christmas…..

https://sproutsschools.com/bonhoeffers-theory-of-stupidity/ Yes, at least 75 million fans of a former one term POTUS

We need this invention for the GoComics trolls!

How hard is it just to avoid politics for a couple of hours? You are not going to do anything but make other people uncomfortable and all your “brilliant” zingers will just leave them convinced that you are a jerk and so the people who hold your beliefs are also jerks. Same goes for religion. Just drop it.

I approve.

YES!!! This world needs one of those tubes!! I don’t want to hear about any of that stuff from either side anymore. Let’s get along and be happy

How soon can it be installed and does it work for gocomics trolls?

Ah! They work at the Twix factory.

NOBEL PRIZE FOR CARTOONS 2022!

So there was an attempt to overthrow the government by Trump and his buddies (his $99 virtual trading cards have sold out by the way) and we will politely not mention it.

It’s a good thing for Basil that tube doesn’t exist or he would be in space now.

Rat is actually onto something here.

For your edification, a conversation is more than shouting “I’m right and you’re wrong”

Santa, I’d like a Tube-Away for Christmas, please!

Reminds me of the story of the plan to get rid of all the stupid people by sending everyone who wanted to go to Mars on a rocket to Mars.

Where can I buy one of those “Tube Aways?”

I would prefer to be rid of the ignorant bigots who call anyone who advocates in favor of tolerance and social social justice “woke people.”

So satisfying!

Have fun in space!

Can we have one for whenever someone signs on to anti social media?