Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2022

it’s enough to really shake you up!

Well that sucks. Had my heart set on a chocolate shake.

He looks shaken

that’s what you get when you try Blitzkrieg.

Must be McDonald’s

If not shaken, stirred.

… but I ordered fries!

Well then ‘Shake, shake, shake……shake, shake, shake….shake your ice cream…shake your ice cream’. (By KC and the Ice Cream Band).

Target at your 2 o’clock, Bleeb, but your are going to have to get over or around the counter.

This happened to me at a Tasty Freeze once. There was a high pitched whirrr a loud plop, and vanilla ice cream was everywhere.

Looks like he might be telling the truth for once. But that would imply that at one point recently it actually worked.

The reviews on Yelp proclaimed:" Burger Blitz is a taste explosion. Their shakes are ‘over the top’. Your taste buds will erupt."

Nah the shake machine is on the “blitz”

TYPICAL FOOD SERVICE EMPLOYEES- NOT SMART ENOUGH TO UNPLUG IT !

That’s terrible. I’ll have two then. Shaken, not stirred.

The break machine is shaken.

I was at a buffet once and saw the chocolate fountain was unplugged. I helpfully plugged it in. BIG mistake. It erupted, chocolate everywhere, over me, my friend, and the poor waitress standing near us.

Whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on…

Hi Bleeb! You can come out now. Happy Thanksgiving Little Alien Dude! Happy Thanksgiving all!!!!!!! :)

I hear the same excuse at the bar I go to why they can’t make foo foo drinks, the blender’s broken.

They should rename the place, Burger Blitzkrieg. Well anyway, it’s good to see that Bleeb has survived.

Bleeb is out of the line of fire.

Looks like a whole lotta shaking was going on…..

Shake it but don’t break it!

“And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack!” and it turned into a Burger blitz

Is this taking place in Shaker Heights, Ohio?