Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 07, 2023

“Male pattern weirdness” is funny! IJBOL

then why do you have a bandage on your head.

Oh, Irving, you only let it control you. It’s just hair. It’s not like it has some strategy or ulterior motive. Although, maybe it was feeding off your brains, which may explain some things. ;-)

Hello Cathy friends! Happy Thursday! Have a great day, all!

Hey dude. Go down to the airport and stand in front of the Radar “Radiation Hazard” sign. Take a selfie and set the groundwork for your lawsuit in 50 years.

I started going bald, and what was left started turning grey. I didn’t like how thin it was in front while the bald spot on top got bigger…so I finally shaved it all off. I like it a lot better. Been doing this going on 5 years now.

Irvy, you look just awful.

Chris is right – in the battle between hair and Irving, Irving lost. I am sure the hair looked a lot better than he does – even if it is on the floor.

Ah, the joys of living in NE Ontario. Two days ago we had a humidex reading of 39C (102F) and today it is 10C (60F). That is quite a shock to the system – going from shorts and t-shirt to jeans and a sweatshirt in such a short time. I suspect that will be the last really hot day we get this year.Please enjoy this fine Thursday – even if it is rather chilly where you are too.

Funny, that bandaid belies your claim of winning.

Yeah—the shaved head is not you, Irving. I’m hoping he finds a way to magically grow back all his hair by week’s end …

HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.