Close to Home by John McPherson for December 01, 2022

The road to nowhere…

On the other hand, this might qualify you for a boat license…

Oh, not just your grade. Your credit score is going to take a hit as well.

I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque!

Yes. Yes it is. Is that what you’re worried about?

It wasn’t me. I followed the GPS as directed.

On the plus side, free car wash.

What was your first clue Sherlock.

… how’s your swimming skills? …don’t worry you won’t be graded!

(GREEN PLAID ALERT! Everybody has to do a shot!)

So the road leads right into the pond? If there was no stop sign, he didn’t do anything wrong…

Hold on bleeb help is on the way

Well, you get an F in driving but a c- in scuba.

Bleeb is cat tailing it! ☺️☺️

Well with any luck you might find that lost golf ball

Well, Bleeb, it was a mildly interesting observation, if not your favorite type of observation, but . . . that will teach you to hang out in the middle of nowhere.

“Yes, but for another $99.99, you can enroll in our Boat Captain’s course to get your Captain’s license. You’re already 1/2 way there.”

If you have to ask…

He took the shortcut to Holiday Inn.

When the instructor said “merge”, the student thought he said “submerge”.

That’s why the instructor has a brake on his side of the car. Guess he didn’t use it.

You’re all washed up!!!

No, I was going to flunk you anyway.

Ya think!

Hey you said take the next right.

Bleeb, I know you have your research to do, but observing student drivers can be pretty risky.

No problem here. For a flooded engine, push the gas pedal to the floor and hit the ignition.

Like in the movie “Clueless.”

…..maybe.