Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 24, 2022

Ouch!

Steps progressively shorter and strangely located. Carpenter in Id is a pal of Bung.

A very dark one to be reprinted on Christmas Eve. More bleak midwinter than Merry Christmas.

This looks like a perfect time for a filibuster.

Politicians do it all the time…☺️☺️☺️

I would say he’s being long winded, but I don’t think it’s going to last.

Actually, he’s lucky. There’s no trap door on the platform.

Arizona quit hanging when they hung an overweight woman. When she was hung she was decapitated. That ended hanging in Arizona.

Now I look more closely, I think that guy built our deck. Hardly a square joint anywhere and ‘toe nail’ screws that missed the joist. But, that just makes walking over it and trying to place chairs more fun.

One size fits all.

Must be a client of you know who, who resembles W. C. Fields here.