Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 15, 2022

Happy Hogswatch to all !

Hammie knows Santa can show up a week and a half early.

We know from the movie that Hammy likes his energy drinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-eMdMsMgCU

Hammy also likes chocolate chips cookies held together with a band aid.

Good pairing. Like chianti riserva with pasta and red sauce.

I wonder if he’s like a glass of whiskey and a cigar!

When my nephew was about 4, his dad got out an old pair of hunting boots on Christmas Eve. Next morning, there were sooty footprints from the fireplace to the (now empty) plate of cookies, to the tree, and back to the fireplace. That young man was good as gold for years.

It’s midnight somewhere.

Hammy just wants to make sure Santa’s belly stays in shape ;-)

No energy drinks, they will kill you.

Santa likes variety in his diet.

Santa likes variety in his diet.

Santa eats like the guys I work with.

Santa prefers an ice cold beer when he comes ’round my house…

Dad told us Santa liked martinis.

Red Bull is to get Kris all around the wold in one night!

Huh… I thought Kris was a cognac and caviar kinda guy.

Santa liked milk and cookies at my childhood house, but that’s probably because my parents liked them. Or maybe because there were niether Pringles nor Red Bull back then?