Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 13, 2022

McConnell joke?

This could be a problem.

Scary movie.

That’s creepy

Butt dialed.

… possibly from the downstairs library, or the wine cellar!

I’ve gotten calls where the caller I.D. was my name. I didn’t answer because I didn’t want to talk to myself.

That’s what I call “shell shocked.”

The evil within you will destroy you! Or, was it something you ate?

Movers and Shakers Shell Club!

Will you accept the charges on a call from Uranus? I had to do this. I just love that planet.

Run away, fast!

You’re a what?

Uh-oh, you’re doomed…

Mitch McConnel receives a call from the House.

Another unwanted shell phone call.

“Yeah, butt my homeowner’s policy is paid up” …!

“Is this the party to whom I am speaking?”