Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 16, 2022

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    suv2000  almost 2 years ago

    I bet it was Calvin

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    Heres Waldo  almost 2 years ago

    Got him right in the carrotid artery.

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    I hope they catch him before he melts into the crowd.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Will they ever catch this cold blooded killer?

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    Baarorso  almost 2 years ago

    It was Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. He thought the decesaed was a “snow goon”.;-D

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s as clear as the nose, er, off his face.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    It was Olaf in the park with a carrot!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He was always sticking his nose in where it didn’t belong.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    They really should question everyone in the neighborhood. Someone nose something.

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Gesundheit !

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    He’s headed for the cold case files.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    those cops have brain freeze

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Looks to me like he backed into ……

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’s the murderer!!

    C’mon man… it’s as plain as the nose that’s not on his face!

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    admiree2  almost 2 years ago

    Just get it off the books and have the coroner sign off that it was snowicide.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    “I know it’s a fresh case, Chief, but the trail’s already cold!”

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    NEWS FLASH:

    All the toilets in police headquarters were stolen overnight.

    The police have nothing to go on.

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    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    I love the X-es for eyes! Nice detail, Dave.

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    Tired  almost 2 years ago

    You need to check the body temperature to get an estimate of the time of death. Also is anyone missing a nose carrot nose? It looks like evidence.

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    davanden  almost 2 years ago

    Something for the cold case file.

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    the lost wizard  almost 2 years ago

    Another snow job. :)

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    As plain as the nose on your face – or missing ‘nose’.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Agatha Christie would rapidly solve the case. She has icy cold determination.

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    Hm. WHO might be missing a carrot, here.

    It’ll be a cold day in Poughkeepsie before they figure this one out!

    If you outlaw carrots, only criminals will have carrots.

    Just keep peeli … ah, honing your detective skills.

    These guys aren’t the sharpest detectives in the drawer, uh, or nose, or crowd.

    Hint: the criminal is foot-free and fancy-loose!

    Is that a carrot in your nose, or are you just happy to see me?

    And finally, how do you get lumps of coal to turn into Xs?

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    This one touched a nerve, Dave … there’s not much left to say except your followers are a bunch of real “carroters” …!

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    These guys are not snowMen… more like snowFlakes

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 2 years ago

    The chief and the policeman must be snow blind.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    he’s got this case and a dozen others – he’s really snowed…

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