Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 20, 2022

Get her a “Ferro” cat.

Okay fine. Where’s the costume jewelry.

If she has to hint…and you don’t get it…better buy a doghouse, because that’s where you’re going to sleep. It doesn’t have to make sense to you, because she just thinks differently. Get used to it.

You’d better return that before she hits you over the head with it.

Hints don’t always work. Sometimes you just have to say it bluntly or spell it out in detail.

Oy!

What a nice blunt object he bought her! And the water makes it heavier!

Not a very good salesperson. She should have sold it, wrapped it, collected the cash and THEN told him…

I should also advice you, these can be a serious weapon in the wrong hands.

She might put it where the sun don’t shine… turned on.

One of the biggest differences between men and women is that men appreciate a gift that will make their day-to-day lives or certain tasks easier.

sounds like he needs to iron out a few of the details…

He’ll hopefully get that ironed out, soon.