The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2022

he is ugly and a sweater! dude looks rough!

Hey! Be nice. He has a condition.

I’m surprised the other contestants want to stand near him.

Sweater or No Sweater – he wins.

Something good finally came from his hyperhidrosis.

Yuk!

His girlfriend, who goes about 3 bucks, is a heavy sweater.

“Sweat” er is right!

That sweater is gotta be a stinker, too!

C’mon man, I’m trying to eat my breakfast here.

Ah, Frank, you’re a good sport, buddy!

to win, frank didn’t even need to work up a sweat. oh, wait…

Where are his hands and what are they doing?

But he forgot his sweater!

I got a sweater, but really wanted a moaner.

The best statement for enforcing mandatory tops for men on beaches also. That is scary ugly.

I don’t think I’d call him “the best”.

Besides, Madeline Otterloop always wins. She has the best Christmas sweaters.

Frank always had great aspirations, and now he has the best perspirations.

Ew

Hopefully the prize is some free dental work.

Like they say in Panama We wish you a Merry Isthmus !

Which one is Frank?

Took me a minute … Funny

He’s well a-pore-tioned.

He’s not just any Tom, Dick, or Hairy.

Franks wins the Most Literal Interpretation award.

When world gets over the notion that perfection in geometry is beauty, we shall evolve.