Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 19, 2022

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Answers to prayer may include: “No.”, “Not yet.”, "Not how you want it.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    careful what you ask for…

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Did you try rubbing the the bottle? That may work too…

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    J. R. M.   almost 2 years ago

    It’s the same as talking to oneself.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Be sure and include your acct routing numbers

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Did you leave a message on his answering machine?

    Whaddya mean “what’s an answering machine?”

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Is she talking to Mark Zuckerberg?

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    DM2860  almost 2 years ago

    “And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.” Matthew 6:7 (I actually read that this morning.)

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yes, yes, yes and yes.. so stop bugging me. Got other things to deal with at the moment.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He hates when this happens….

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    dwagner200  almost 2 years ago

    You’d think he would have Holy Ghosted her by now.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    And GoComics sayeth after the sigh …

    “Go to H.e.l.l.”

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    FassEddie  almost 2 years ago

    Might as well ask the Magic 8 Ball.

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    ira.crank  almost 2 years ago

    Not “SIGH” but …silence

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    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Like the prayer scene in Jim Carrey’s “Bruce Almighty” movie.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 2 years ago

    Your call will be taken in the order it was received.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he could have borrowed an idea from Ryan on ‘The Office’ and send Santa a WUPHF.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    “Please enter the last 4 digits of your social, your date of birth, and the 16 digit number of the charge card you wish to use.”

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    my sister is another one who sends a follow-up email to ask if i got her email…

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