Answers to prayer may include: “No.”, “Not yet.”, "Not how you want it.
careful what you ask for…
Did you try rubbing the the bottle? That may work too…
It’s the same as talking to oneself.
Be sure and include your acct routing numbers
Did you leave a message on his answering machine?
Whaddya mean “what’s an answering machine?”
Is she talking to Mark Zuckerberg?
“And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.” Matthew 6:7 (I actually read that this morning.)
Yes, yes, yes and yes.. so stop bugging me. Got other things to deal with at the moment.
He hates when this happens….
You’d think he would have Holy Ghosted her by now.
And GoComics sayeth after the sigh …
“Go to H.e.l.l.”
Might as well ask the Magic 8 Ball.
Not “SIGH” but …silence
Like the prayer scene in Jim Carrey’s “Bruce Almighty” movie.
Your call will be taken in the order it was received.
Maybe he could have borrowed an idea from Ryan on ‘The Office’ and send Santa a WUPHF.
“Please enter the last 4 digits of your social, your date of birth, and the 16 digit number of the charge card you wish to use.”
my sister is another one who sends a follow-up email to ask if i got her email…
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Answers to prayer may include: “No.”, “Not yet.”, "Not how you want it.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member almost 2 years ago
careful what you ask for…
Copy-&-Paste almost 2 years ago
Did you try rubbing the the bottle? That may work too…
J. R. M. almost 2 years ago
It’s the same as talking to oneself.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Be sure and include your acct routing numbers
Dobie Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Did you leave a message on his answering machine?
Whaddya mean “what’s an answering machine?”
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Is she talking to Mark Zuckerberg?
DM2860 almost 2 years ago
“And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.” Matthew 6:7 (I actually read that this morning.)
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yes, yes, yes and yes.. so stop bugging me. Got other things to deal with at the moment.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
He hates when this happens….
dwagner200 almost 2 years ago
You’d think he would have Holy Ghosted her by now.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
And GoComics sayeth after the sigh …
“Go to H.e.l.l.”
FassEddie almost 2 years ago
Might as well ask the Magic 8 Ball.
ira.crank almost 2 years ago
Not “SIGH” but …silence
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Like the prayer scene in Jim Carrey’s “Bruce Almighty” movie.
Chris Sherlock almost 2 years ago
Your call will be taken in the order it was received.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Maybe he could have borrowed an idea from Ryan on ‘The Office’ and send Santa a WUPHF.
spaced man spliff almost 2 years ago
“Please enter the last 4 digits of your social, your date of birth, and the 16 digit number of the charge card you wish to use.”
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
my sister is another one who sends a follow-up email to ask if i got her email…