Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2022

Santa needs a nip now and then to calm his nerves.

Does it work the same way as Hamburger Helper?

Gin

Because of gout I don’t drink alcohol, eat oysters or clams. Meat, maybe. Never, ever jolly…..

I see the crown. Where’s the K2 or the O2? Pipe? Fish tail? Dynamite?

Ralph’s comment is so clever.

why not??? they had Mommies little helpers….

Now we know who (what) Santa’s Helper really is (means).

He will eventually replace those feuding elves and reindeer with Amazon. So go ahead and do your shot Santa, you’ve earned it.

Santa’s warming his innards….he’s at wits end with the constant bickering…

I think he should use it as a sauce for the reindeer barbecue.

Have you heard why’s the Christmas Angel on top of the tree? One difficult Christmas the Christmas Angel was bugging Santa (details omitted) and Santa said “Later, Angel” “but Santa, what should I do with this tree?”

Try “Mother’s Little Helper” instead.

And Mrs. Claus has Reindeer Helper for Christmas dinner….

The 10th reindeer, Sloshy, also has a red nose …!

He goes running for the shlter of Santa’s little helper…

180 Proof, no doubt….

My Danish sister-in-law brought the concept of Glogg with her to the U.S. Terrible stuff, till the 3rd ladle.

Those two have been busting Santa’s balls all year.

With apologies to Jagger and Richard