Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Is this the end Wise A$$? Will he survive the jump? Will he return to give advice? Tune in for our next episode.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a d@mn fool about it.” —W. C. Fields

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    So the WA failed? Keep trying WA!

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    Robin Harwood  almost 2 years ago

    To keep trying the same thing and expecting different results is commonly regarded as a mark of insanity.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    I thought I heard something go SPLAT.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    He jumped off a mountain? That’s not the ‘something new’ you should be trying.

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    gbars70  almost 2 years ago

    Pig does bring out the worst in all wise posteriors. (hadda change that?)

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    Sanspareil  almost 2 years ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit and get tanked"

    Steve Dallas

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Try and try until you cry eh.

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Wise donkey fails once to conveys thing to Pig and quits immediately. Wise donkey bigger failure than Pig.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Today’s strip deserves a ‘like’ for sure.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    OK, I can’t resist the tie-in:

    https://www.gocomics.com/viewsamerica/2023/01/06

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    “As$ over Elbows” as the old expression goes?!

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    unclebob53703 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Tried to make a comment, but apparently the word a**, WHICH IS USED IN THE COMIC, is on the banned list. Don’t care much for stupid this early in the morning.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    The problem sometimes is in the quitting so easily (after each failure).

    Sometimes you have to quit quitting right away.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You made the Wise A$$ commit suicide, Pig. Good job

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    mr_bill_10  almost 2 years ago

    Do or Do Not; there is no Try.

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    thight1944  almost 2 years ago

    I’m obviously insane, I’ve been married twice…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One less wise a** in the world ain’t all bad.

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    VICTOR PROULX  almost 2 years ago

    “Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.” Samuel Beckett

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never yet failed at any task I chose not to undertake.

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    ElwoodP  almost 2 years ago

    Doing something poorly at first is to be expected and is not a sign of failure. Quitting too soon is failure.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Try everything.

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 2 years ago

    Did the Crocs move away? We haven’t seen them in ages.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    One can’t fail if one doesn’t try, but then again, one cannot succeed without trying either.

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    carlosrivers  almost 2 years ago

    I heard Homer Simpson say “trying only leads to failure”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    PIG would drive anyone to the brink….‼️ He’s always on your last nerve‼️☺️

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    gigagrouch  almost 2 years ago

    And marriage is the leading cause of divorce

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    mdl1911a1  almost 2 years ago

    Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is “statistics”. And yes, statistics is a form of insanity.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Pig pushed the Wise Donkey too far. No pun intended.

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    skysoxwiz  almost 2 years ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, keep on suckin’ til you do suck a seed” Curly Howard

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    Eric S   almost 2 years ago

    =-( is all I can say

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Obviously a Smart As+s.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Typical “Causal Fallacy”, otherwise known as a Pastism…

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    The Waffles are my friends  almost 2 years ago

    Farewell, Wise @ss. Thou shalt be missed.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    It is true that you will never fail, if you never try; then again you will never get anything other than what you already have.

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    Love me some root beer.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    No, Pig: “Trying only once, is the root of all failure.”

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    First time the Wise A​ss On the Hill has done some truly wise that I can remember! Pig is the Despair of the Wise!

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    Cathy P.  almost 2 years ago

    Like watching a movie and still expecting the one stupid event to be done differently each time you watch it, which would then change the whole rest of the movie.

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    _lounger_  almost 2 years ago

    looks like another fail to me… well, at least you tried

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    Windfall35  almost 2 years ago

    Success is the process of constant failure without the loss of enthusiasm…

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    franki_g  almost 2 years ago

    His learning curve is a vertical line

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    Dumb Ass on The Hill  almost 2 years ago

    I did NOT.

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    Raykv23  almost 2 years ago

    I literally laughed my butt off when he said “oh great wise a**”

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