Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 15, 2023

are cat toys made of iron?

Yeah, about every other day my youngest kitty starts crying and I have to get the yardstick and fish out all the plastic coil toys from under the stove.

Seems about right.

The magnets help make sure the toys end up under the furniture items.

I knew it!

Gotta take time every week or so to fish toys from under low furniture with a yardstick. Then the game for the kitties is to get as many toys as possible back under before the next week.

While their under there fishing them out they find it a good place to pounce from. Their claws-out paws swatting at your feet give them away. Your fuzzy socks are just too tempting.

that explains a lot… perhaps they have dog toy magnets too. :p

That’s what the flashlight on your phone is for — to look for cat toys under the furniture.

are the magnets because cat toys are always under furniture? should be universal. dogs too?

They’re “stick to your appliance” strong‼️

I could have used one of those. When I had to replace the refrigerator, all sorts of kitty toys were recovered.

One of my cats skips the middle man and throws the fridge magnets under the furniture.

Gotta be a slim cat to slip under that…

“We gots to install microwave ovens…”

I knew there had to be something attached to the undersides of furniture and appliances!