Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 20, 2022

No, that’s a crude, non-fancy font. Phoebe’s impression is completely inaccurate.

Marigold: Jealous of all holiday lights and yet, surrounded by lots. However will she make it through???

Now imagine Marigold surrounded by Jewish menorahs. That’ll be — as Adam Sadler puts it — eight crazy nights.

So does Marigold believe that all that sparkles has eyes (and ears)?:-O

It’s like when I hear a recording of my voice and wonder why I sound like that…

Marigold “fights with a tree” Heavenly Nostrils.

Doesn’t the word “argue” imply that the tree is talking back?

Is Marigold’s response a shot against Phoebe’s impression skills or herself?

Try eating the tree.

Poor Marigold—first blinders and now metaphysical duct tape.

Don’t take her to Tiffany’s, whatever you do. That could get pricey.

Time to add bioluminescence to the unicorn genome.

Own it and rock it, Marigold!

Never speak again? Yeah, I remember how long that lasted.

Marigold does have a point though.