B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 22, 2022

I resolve to make no resolutions.

There, that was easy!

Resolution Rock. Rings a bell.

All those resolutions will crumble in time. And the sands of time will blow them away.

It’s only a resolution, not written in stone…hey, wait! :D

Did I miss the Christmas parties already!? Is it already New Year’s Eve? Good gawd! Time is really flying by this year!

Let’s see how long this lasts…

See the beard in my avatar. It’s real. I start growing it around Canadian Thanksgiving and resolve to shave it off every New Year’s Day.

Shunk?

I resolve to eat less worms in the New Year…not “none”, just less.

[PTUI!]

(⊙_ʖ⊙)

I hope that said that right.

I want to resolve that I will not let anyone stick needles in me for a full year. I really would like to keep that resolution. Assuming I get the knee shots today, that will make 10 sticks so far this week and the week is not over, although I am not expecting any more this week. I had to do one myself last night. I could probably hire myself out as a pin cushion. Really, no one is trying to torture me, it just seems like I keep needing needles. I had a migraine shot last week, my first one. I wasn’t even seeing the doctor for migraines.

Oh yes the dreaded resolution, I resolve to …

What was I writing about. Yip yip yip yip yip

Every New Years I resolve to not make any resolutions. Works every time!

One of my favorites!

Nice try…they’re only given in tradition and not in reality!

I think I will make a New Year’s revolution this year. I will have to think very carefully about what it will be. …probably something to do with money.

“This year I aim to evolve.”

2023: “Darn it.”

He should resolve to think outside the box.