Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 23, 2022

Of course the cells are all full. (How about the next town’s own cells?)

Full cellular activity.

Just lock him in a broom closet.

And the phones in them are called cell phones.

well officer, you shouldn’t have told him that!

but the peace and goodwill part is nice too!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s smirk at the idea of behaving is classic ;o) , my avatar is a picture of a turkey advising people to eat ham at Xmas and not him, how was your day?, our Finally Friday should be quite calm , we are both in a good mood with no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside till this evening when i will have my fav nosh, keep safe and thanks for caring still young Lady

The warning should have been ‘No ambulances available tonight’.

Interesting, how Andy always gets to have a white Christmas. :-)

Andy gets a free pass. It really is the most wonderful time of the year!

Andy doesn’t have a dedicated cell?

There’s always room in the stable. (think about it)

The jail at full capacity means Andy can get incapacitated.

Our hero must have slept in and got a late start.

You’re late to the party, lad.

Already booked up for New Years.

Those word in 2nd panel brought a smile to his face!

And’y been slammed!

That smile though.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Unfortunately I didn’t win at bingo again. Sigh.

Just had a visit from my cousin. I haven’t seen him for a long time and it was great. He was asking how my volunteering was going. He’s a coach driver and goes to all these fantastic places. One of them being Scotland.

As Christmas Day falls on Sunday, I won’t be here as I don’t comment at weekends. So I’d like to wish you and the “Grech” clan a very Merry Christmas. I hope you have a marvellous day, pal. I know I will. This goes for the rest of the Cappers as well. I love you all.

Enjoy your fav nosh. I’m looking forward to mine tonight but I’ll be starting it after 8pm because I like eating late.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy. A very Merry Christmas to you! Much Love.

Andy’s smile says it all: “I can get into all the trouble I want, because I’ve just been handed a Get Out of Jail Free card!”

Andy gets a ‘ticket to ride’!!!

Judging by that smile on Andy’s face, I doubt that’s much of a deterrent.

The worst thing is – he’s smiling! What a character.

A happy holiday to the Cappers. And Shabbat Shalom to all who celebrate.

At least Santa will know where to find some of the naughty ones on his list… and he’ll be surprised that Andy isn’t there with them.