Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 23, 2022

What? No syringes?

Or remnants of a bonfire on the beach!!!

Sad to think that one of the things that will be left over in the far, far future from our oceans will be massive piles of plastic.

Mars’ population is 100% robots. Some deceased.

I recently read an article that when humans go back to the moon sometime this decade they will collect some of the garbage and human waste that the Apollo astronauts left behind over fifty years ago to see what effect the Sun’s radiation has had on it.

Looks like Homer Simpson be you guys to the punch

Now they have to find evidence of intelligent life.

Wait! Is that an oil slick?

The ancient Martians who roamed these beaches had no sunblock, and were constantly sunburned as a result. With this knowledge, astronomers dubbed it The Red Planet.

Or proof QElon got there first and threw himself a party.