Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2023

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    That apple looks an awful lot like an early bitcoin

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    Botulism Bob  almost 2 years ago

    An Adam’s apple… who would ever guess?

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    I.P. What?

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    Apple reimagining it’s origin story. Marvel does it all the time, so why not?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    That offer is very tempting.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Is the snake wearing glasses??!!

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    xeacons  almost 2 years ago

    Adam: I’m not sure…Eve: Oh come on, honey. What could go wrong?

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You can’t go wrong with this first share of Apple™️ going public.

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    loudmouthbass  almost 2 years ago

    everyone knows it wasn’t the snake or the apple that tempted adam….

    First we state that women require time and money : Women = Time X Money And as we all know “time is money” Time = Money

    Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get: Women = Money X Money Women = (Money)2

    And because “money is the root of all evil” we therefore can state: Money = (Evil)1/2 And Since (Money)2 = Women Then (Money)2 = Evil

    And we are forced to conclude by substituting “women” for “(money)2” from above that: Women = Evil

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    It’s Bill and Melinda before they got married, and that’s “Microsoft Bob,” which she helped design and market. That was sure a green apple.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “YOU should grab it.” ..You gotta have some skin (as it were) in the game here Adam…(Next up. “It’s all HER fault…”)

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    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Apple Records didn’t work out so great for the Beatles.

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    bbenoit  almost 2 years ago

    Hmmm… money, beautiful women; money, beautiful women, which too choose… No wonder men die early.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Amazing. That explains “Apple”. Now which tree grows bitcoin berries?

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    always wait 2-3 months on IPOs they tend to drop in price before they take back off again (assuming they take off again).

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    Smithjeff53  almost 2 years ago

    SUNglasses

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    “Follow the money.” The more history I read, the truer this turns out to be.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    ….but Adam was apprehensive, so Eve, it was, that dove right into the stock market.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    A lotta decades back, phone lists included names of a directory, like ‘Pennsylvania 6- 5000’ in the song. When folks asked for our number, Dad would reply Adam 8-1 apple 2. Usually got a pause, then a laugh.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Eve said to Adam, ‘Get away from that tree – you’ll pick the fruit and they’ll blame it one me.’” (I’ver never known the name of the songwriter who wrote those lines. It may have been Bryan Bowers. I used to hear him sing it, and it has stuck in my head for years.)

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    Can't Sleep  almost 2 years ago

    He also invented crypto.

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    zwilnik64  almost 2 years ago

    If an IPO is available to retail investors, stay away. The successful startups gate keep initial purchases so the important people are sure to get their share.

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    They risked it because they thought there was be something better than paradise

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    ElwoodP  almost 2 years ago

    yes, very common with “snake eyes”

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    Never trust a snake! Even Kaa……

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    Calvins Brother  almost 2 years ago

    A pyramid scheme?

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    Stock Market: one of the greatest capitalist scams of all time

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    thedogesl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “And you can pay with BitCoin!”

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Is that a McIntosh…

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    This all goes back to the time when Adam and Eve were first around

    Some people blame the apple in the tree

    But I blame the pear on the ground

    When Adam saw Eve’s soft eyes and pretty curls

    He yelled—“O Lord!! I’ve got more ribs! Have you got more girls?”

    BENNY HILL

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    And Eve said – “Go on, do it .. go on! Pick the fruit, go on!” and Adam said "No .. you can do it … I’ll leave it up to you. "

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    What if Adam had eaten a banana?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 2 years ago

    The snake should have 4-legs, she loses them after.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    Of course, the Bible doesn’t say it’s an apple – just a ‘fruit’.

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