JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 29, 2022

Get out the Magic Marker.

Good grief. Just make a taped announcement and release that. It doesn’t have to be live.

Besides, Delray already leaked the information so it’s not really news any more.

And is Butch going to pay for the tattoos or are you going to crack open your wallet and pay for this, Marcus?

I’m pretty sure Butch doesn’t want any tattoos.

Henna..?

Oh no! Lol. Though I feel you, Marcus! I’d do almost anything to avoid public speaking.

If needles scare you, I have a ballpoint pen and a sharpie in the glove compartment.

I see Marcus is still driving his old truck. I guess his new found willingness to spend only went so far.

Be a man and announce your welcome retirement

Not no but hell no!

Meanwhile,Harrah’s Museum in Reno has bid one million dollars for the rare pickup truck

I like the acting solution. Act like you aren’t afraid.

Dustin Hoffman would lose weight or whatever to get ‘Into’ a role. One famous actor on set said to him: ‘’Just try acting. It’s a lot easier! "

Ha ha ha ha. NO.